Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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