I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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