Yeah, totally.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I don't get it

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Penis jokes.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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