Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Obama.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Yeah, totally.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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I don't get it

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Anti Joke

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