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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

you just lost the game!

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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