Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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shut up

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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