Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Penis in a box.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

steves legs

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Punchline.

Gadaffi

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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