whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is white and sticky? glue.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What should I name my dog?

Kittens.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Amputations.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Sea World Japan.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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