How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A guy is playing cod

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A black person in the NHL

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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