What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What does a man like. food.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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