Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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hi my name is? joe

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i like potatoes

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Come in

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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