what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

a little girl gets raped

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

a black guy leaves prison

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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