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Your mum is dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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