Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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