What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Google Doodles

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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WNBA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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