Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Jews for Jesus

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

I can't think of a joke!

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Haha

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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