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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Bumsniffer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I love Ciara!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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