What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Women

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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