- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Oh, I must be hearing things.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...