whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Don't rape me!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Brittney Spears

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Covietz has a large penis

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock knock Come in!

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Google Doodles

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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