Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Hi colton

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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