- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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