Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Women Drivers.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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go go gadget

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Haha pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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