- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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