- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Du bist mein Kampf

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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