Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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im black

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Grapefruit.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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