- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Tacos

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Women"s Rights

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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