Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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boobs

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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