Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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9/11

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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womens rights!

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Pickle!

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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