Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Womens rights

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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