What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

your momma's an antijoke

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

A man walks into a bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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