- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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