- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

KEVIN HART

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Womens Rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

DANA

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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