3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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God.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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shut up

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penis that is all

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