- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

a black father

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do you find....... there's a..........

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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