So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

There is a car full of black people.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Adam Sandler.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

women's rights

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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