roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Nicholas Cage

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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No

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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lol

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Womens rights.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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