Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Go away.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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