Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Dear John,

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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The WNBA

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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