Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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