Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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knock knock come in

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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chuck norris

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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French people

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Y2K

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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