- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

sweaty black guy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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