What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

W.N.B.A.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Pianca going ham

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

lol

Avery has crabs.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Fuck her

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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