I love you.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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No.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Haha

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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