- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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