why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Penis

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I am really good at math debating

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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