What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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