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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

penisface

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Nicholas Cage

a black father

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

tim rafter died no one cared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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