what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George W. Bush

Google Doodles

Women's rights.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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