- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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