Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Google Doodles

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Write your own

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

your momma's an antijoke

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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