- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

The glass is half an hour.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A seal walks into a club.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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