So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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S.O.P.A

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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