- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger rapping.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

I love you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Anti Joke

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