Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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you are gay

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Nicholas Cage

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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