- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock Good one...

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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