tim rafter died no one cared

Dear John,

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

your face.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

A van drives into a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew returns change.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you find....... there's a..........

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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