What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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