- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What is 69? A two digit number.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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