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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Your mum is dead

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

kennah campion... being nice

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A ginger rapping.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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