- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Justin Bieber

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

whats red white and blue? i dont know

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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