Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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nice shorts.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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