- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

knock knock you may come in

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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