What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Your mum is dead

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Knock Knock Good one...

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A ginger rapping.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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