What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

yo mama so fat she's fat

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

God.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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