What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Kate

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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