A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Noah is Smart.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

a little girl gets raped

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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