why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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The geese of Growmore

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Women rights.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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