- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mum is dead

Time flies like a banana.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

I am a real homosexual

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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