What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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this website...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Pickle!

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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