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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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