What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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your face.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A Jew returns change.

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hi

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Anti Joke

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