What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

you are gay

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's 6+2? 16

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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