what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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PENIS

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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you are gay

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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chuck norris

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Hi poop!

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

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