Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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