What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

throbbing slobber

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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