- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

PENIS

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What color is my lamp? Brown

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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