- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Sea World Japan.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

newt gingrich

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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