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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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