- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am predestal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

your life

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

beiber i straight

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

This is not Will Smith.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Indeed.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Chuck Norris died.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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