what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Canada's army

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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but there is a road to the super market

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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