why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

A bar walks into your mother.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

An Irishman stays home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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