- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Please don't rape me.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Icecream

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

hi my name is? joe

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Come in

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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