Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Freddie Mercurys teeth

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

a horse walks into a barn

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

a banana

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Gadaffi

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

steves legs

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

The jets are a good team..

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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