What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

9/11

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

what is patrick wilson? smart

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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