Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What break when you talk?

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George W. Bush

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jokes r dumb

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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