Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Google Doodles

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Dallas Cowboys

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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