There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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barack osama

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Women rights.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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