Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Men's rights

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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