- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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