A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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