what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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I am really good at math debating

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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I don't get it

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