What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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