- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What break when you talk?

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock Knock Good one...

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Write your own

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

knock knock come in

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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