What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Pickle!

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

This is not Will Smith.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Black people are clen.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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