What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Herman Cain

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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