- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Herman Cain

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Indeed.

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