Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I dislike old people.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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My sister has to take a dump

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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