How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Hey Caleb.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Anti Joke

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