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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Lets make like trees and stand still

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Dear John,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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