- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

if it's friday, it must be China

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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