What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Josh kissing a girl

Covietz has a large penis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Women

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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