What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

nice shorts.

this website...

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Mmmm, donuts

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Haha pizza

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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