A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's 6+2? 16

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Religion

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Myspace

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