wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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