- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I am black.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

The geese of Growmore

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

That's what he said.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

go go gadget

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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