What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why....... Because.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

lewis bedford

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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