Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A Jew returns change.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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