I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Real jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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