What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Your life That's the joke

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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