What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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drugs.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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