Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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AROUND

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Noah is Smart.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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