Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Women rights.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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penis

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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