Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Come in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Slavery lol

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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