Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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anus soup

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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