Why did the bunny eat his food

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What comes after "Q" R

I love boobs

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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