Women"s Rights

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Aodhan Hearty

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Nickelback.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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