Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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