Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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jokes r dumb

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Dallas Cowboys

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Icecream

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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nine...eleven

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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lol

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