what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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balls in ya mouf

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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your face.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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