Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Jews for Jesus

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A scottish man having fun

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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