What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Indeed.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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