An Irishman stays home

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is Jason? Black.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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