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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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