- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Shit.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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