- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Women's rights

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Baseball

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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