how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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