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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

the WNBA

Exactly what?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

I had a dream I watched Inception.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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