roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Giving birth to the antichrist

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Miscarriages.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Come in

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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