Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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jack shine has boobs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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