- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Justin Littleton getting laid.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

your all shit at jokes

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

SAY

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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