What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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