Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Brett Farve

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Penis

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Obamacare!

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Slavery

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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